Richard Gesell, 49, of Green Castle went just a little bit nutty this week when he got too much junk mail in his mail box. According to Borderland News, Gesell allegedly splashed several gallons of white paint on a reception desk in the lobby of a direct marketing firm, after his requests to halt the mailings went unanswered. After splashing the desk, a computer, the walls, and an employee, Gesell fled in a white 1991 Ford Ranger. He was pulled over shortly thereafter, and taken into custody.

Also found in Gesell's truck were a handgun, and a small white dog, who was also taken into custody by animal control officers. Gesell was charged with aggravated assault, felony criminal mischief, and unlawful possession of a handgun. Charges have not yet been filed against the dog.