KC, First base coach Tom Gamboa was attacked on national TV yesterday by a father and son duo. While the Chicago first baseman and referee watched in shock, the entire KC bench came to his aide, for what turned out to be a spectacular site.

As they were being placed in the patrol car, the two men threw out any legal defense they may have had by saying, "He flipped us off, he got we he deserved." Well, they will have no trouble accepting what they deserve from the Illinois penal system then.

I guess a family that melees together stays together.. [rimshot]