What is so bad about guns?


I can think of much worse ways to be murdered. Imagine being cut up by a chainsaw. How about being set on fire and burned alive, or having some nut attack you with a nail gun? Bioweapons can lead to a nasty painful death too. And those are just the ways they can kill you in Quake.

Here is a list of worse ways to die than being shot:

-- Hit on the head with a turkey dropped from a helicopter (WKRP in Cincinnati)
-- Scalded in an overheated hot tub (Halloween II)
-- Bludgeoned to death with a leg of lamb (Lamb to the Slaughter)
-- Drowned in an automobile (Teddy Kennedy)
-- Impaled with a long spear (Vlad the Impaler)
-- Buried in cement in the end zone of Giant's Stadium (Jimmy Hoffa)
-- Being pushed out a window (All in the Family)
-- Hacked to death by an axe (Lizzie Borden)
Obviously, this is just a partial list. Feel free to add more.



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Ooh! Ooh! How about Edward II?

Posted by: Robert Bauer at October 7, 2002 11:13 PM

Worst Death?

Sentenced to watch a Pauly Shore movie.

Posted by: todd at October 8, 2002 12:50 AM

Smoke inhalation from the fires on Acidman's stove....while he's boiling peanuts.

Posted by: Da Goddess at October 8, 2002 7:05 PM

Being nibbled to death by ducks.

this was my highschool econ teacher's preference to die rather being forced to endure one of our students speeches.

Posted by: jimmy at October 10, 2002 9:41 AM

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