Ravenwood - 10/14/02 02:11 PM
Every time I use one of the new, harder to counterfeit 20 dollar bills, the clerk looks at me like I'm a counterfeiter, and writes on it with a special marker to make sure it's valid.
In retaliation, I have started carrying my own plain black marker and writing on any bills I receive as change. The ordinary black marker, of course, makes a mark on the bill, so I promptly hand it back and say, "This one's no good, gimme another one."
Meanwhile, any small bills I receive in change are immediately held up the light and tested for quality, while I spy the clerk suspiciously.
See? You GET IT! No wonder I am smitten with you.
Posted by: Da Goddess at October 14, 2002 6:58 PMHey, if they're going to treat you like a criminal, why shouldn't you turn the tables? :)
Many years ago, I took an unused book of checks (I had moved and changed banks, making them useless), and cut away each check, leaving a little stub just below the perforation. Then I took some paste and stuck a $20 bill to each little stub. When I paid for something, I'd pull out my "checkbook", rip out a $20, and hand it to the clerk. The looks I got are indescribably funny.
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