Drunk Story of the Day: Prologue


I don't want to leave the impression that I'm an alcoholic or anything. I don't attend meetings, nor have I ever been through any twelve step programs. However, I believe that having fun and living your life to the fullest are essential to happiness.

My parents taught me that it is ok to drink, be merry, and have fun, as long you stay safe, and always take care of your responsibilities. I always make it to work on time, and always meet all my commitments, therefore I have no problems with sharing the tipsy side of my life with you. That said, I bring you my Drunk Story of the Day.

As a disclaimer, I must say that I never have been very good at anecdotes. Taking stories from my life and making them sound the least bit interesting is very difficult to do in print. While people that know me personally may find these stories to be interesting, I'm not sure how well they'll play out with total strangers.

Now for the legal disclaimer: These events being described are real, and are depicted as they actually happened. The names of those involved have NOT been changed, to protect anyone. If you are featured in one of my stories in an unflattering way, tough titty. You should have thought of that before you made such an ass of yourself. The legal staff at Ravenwood's Universe remind you to always drink responsibly. Remember, the activities described within were performed by trained professionals and should not be imitated.


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