Third time, not a charm


When burglars are stupid enough to come back to the same house three times in a row, they deserve what they get.

Bernard Schwinn waited at home rather than go to work for the burglars to strike. A half an hour later, his door was kicked in and the burglars were met with a shotgun. The burglars fled, but one was apprehended. Schwinn fumbled with the safety a bit, but did get a shot off. Unfortunately, he missed.

Tips for Schwinn:

- If you know how to use a firearm, the only safety you need is a trigger.
- Buckshot is a lot more effective than bird shot.


Category:  Dumb Criminals
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It's a post like this that makes you so appealing....are you intentionally trying to turn me on?

Posted by: Da Goddess at October 22, 2002 7:07 PM

Nope. I'm just a firm believer in Darwinism. A person that brings a knife to a gun-fight, deserves what they get.

Posted by: Ravenwood at October 23, 2002 10:22 AM

No....I don't buy that. You're attempting to seduce me! I KNOW you are. ADMIT IT!

Posted by: Da Goddess at October 25, 2002 3:03 AM

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