Strange search engine queries


Here are some of the strange things people are looking for, which for some reason, lead them here:

oktoberfest photos nude - naked oktoberfest pictures - oktoberfest nude - nude oktoberfest - sexual oktoberfest
- These people obviously know nothing about Oktoberfest. It is a family affair and public nudity would probably be met with public drunkard beating uping.

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- I wonder what this guy was looking for. Whatever it was, there are no 'gay explosions' around here.

cops caught in sex acts on pics video
- Interesting.

pictures of policemen weigh 300 lbs or more
- Hopefully not the same guy looking for photos of cops in sex acts.

Katie Couric photos feet
- I've heard of foot fetishes, but never Katie Couric foot fetishes

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- Try Miami

Using Frontpage to keep out hecklers
- Must be someone from the Democrat Underground looking for better ways to censor their readers.

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- They should also try searching for 'California embarrassed by senator'

biker gang photos
- I have no clue. If I saw a biker gang coming, I wouldn't be reaching for my camera.

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- No, it's not.

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- Honestly, I don't know why they hit on MY site, while looking for this. But their seems to be a lot of people looking for online prostitutes. Don't people go down to the corner anymore?

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- If I did, I'd sell you on Ebay.

mitt romney naked photos
- No comment. Eww.. still no comment.

nude matt lauer pics
- Still no comment. Better than Mitt tho.

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- Must be a teenager. Check out the proper use of the word 'u'.

What happens when perscription drugs are misused
- Is this the same kid, or do they both want PERscription drugs? We need to bring back those 'This is your fried egg on drugs' commercials.

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- What your dad would do to you if he found you drugged out on 'tussin.

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- This is all quite disturbing. Must be those white supremacist fucks.

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- No comment, no comment, no comment, no comment.

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- No one saw me do anything. Can't prove a thing!

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- I hope this isn't one of my neighbors.

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- Sounds like a good place to put your rubles

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- Certainly better than giving them to these bozos

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- So many perverts out there!

I can only imagine how disappointed some of these people are.



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Oktoberfest is only a family affair until the sun goes down. After that it is pure debauchery.

Posted by: Matt at October 13, 2003 7:56 PM

I must have missed it, because I stayed past sun down and didn't witness any debauchery.

Posted by: Ravenwood at October 13, 2003 8:23 PM

At one point there was a Scotsman and a German standing on tables in full view of everybody in the tent. They preceded to have a "whose is bigger" type of contest in front of everybody. This was about ten o'clock at night.

Posted by: Matt at October 15, 2003 5:06 PM

I must have missed that.

Posted by: Ravenwood at October 15, 2003 6:55 PM

By the way...while I did get to your blog by searching for "nude oktoberfest pictures" or whatever, I only searched for it because somebody got to my blog by searching for the same thing.

Posted by: Matt at October 16, 2003 2:16 AM

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