Ravenwood - 11/02/02 11:32 AM
Apparently Michele at A Small Victory has had quite a few people publicly take her off their blogroll. Nothing says big fat meanie and social wanker like announcing "Michele is no longer good enough for my blogroll, and she has been banished to the recycling bin of death!".
I was just about to pile on and publicly remove Michele from my blogroll, when I realized she was never on it to begin with. So, I have added her to my blogroll, and invited Zogi, the High Priest over to perform the ceremony.
Zogi, the High Priest: Do you, Ravenwood, Ruler of the Universe, take this Earthling Michele, to be your Blogroller of the Hour?I am hopeful that the fanfare won't lead to jealous infighting among the other residents of my blogroll.Ravenwood: Of the hour, yes.
Zogi, the High Priest: Do you promise to use her as you will?
Ravenwood: Certainly!
Zogi, the High Priest: Not to blast her into cyberspace?
[Ravenwood glares at Zogi]
Zogi, the High Priest: Uh, until such time as you grow weary of her.
Ravenwood: I do.
That made me feel tingly all over.
Was it supposed to?
Posted by: michele at November 2, 2002 11:46 AMThat is better than the 'icky' feeling and the need to take a shower that most women get from me.
Posted by: Ravenwood at November 2, 2002 11:54 AMI wonder how many of those drooling dweebs put her on the blogroll just so they could take her off?
Yes, it's stupid, but it would seem to be in character.
Posted by: CGHill at November 2, 2002 10:53 PMYou can't go wrong with Michele on your blogroll, Steve. She's amazing! Hell, I sent her my breasts!
Posted by: Da Goddess at November 3, 2002 3:00 AMAnd I'm keeping them, Joanie. They look really good on me.
Posted by: michele at November 3, 2002 7:35 PMooooooh.....um....I think Michele just found one of three ways to leave me speechless.
Excuse me. Hot flash. Need a cold shower.
Posted by: Da Goddess at November 3, 2002 10:12 PM(c) Ravenwood and Associates, 1990 - 2014
