Ravenwood - 11/04/02 12:05 PM
Variety editor Peter Bart apparently is no fan of the movie 'Jackass', or Johnny Knoxville. But worst movie ever?
Now, lists of 'Best this' and 'Worst that' are notoriously controversial. Some movies just don't compare evenly, and you inevitably leave something out, or rank them in the wrong order.
Disclaimers aside, here is my list for the "Top Worst Movies I've Ever Seen." Since sequels are never as good as the original, they have been left off the list. Besides, anyone can simply list Police Academy 2 through 10. These are all original stinkers (or possibly re-makes), and are presented in no particular order.
UPDATE: I added in a few flicks I obviously missed. How Keanu Reeves and Steven Seagal escaped me, I'll never know. It looks like Michele has the makings of a good list going herself, so I won't touch her suggestions. Besides, I refused to watch Little Nicky, and I have hardly heard of the others.
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Kazaam, Jeepers Creepers, That movie with the flying dragons that came out last year, 300 Miles to Graceland, Wicker Man, Little Nicky....I could go on. And on. And on.
Posted by: michele at November 4, 2002 12:21 PMYou forget Johnny Neumonic starring Keanu Reeves. Now that was an awful film...
Posted by: Owen Courrèges at November 4, 2002 1:27 PMThat movie gets a pass because Henry Rollins is in it.
Posted by: michele at November 4, 2002 1:44 PMOh, don't get me started on lists of bad movies :) Here are a few of my love-to-hate selections:
"Trapped in Paradise" -- I should have known better than to rent a movie with Dana Carvey and Jon Lovitz in it.
"Spy Kids 2" -- Much as I liked the original, this was beyond stupid. I did feel some empathy with Antonia Banderas, who looked like he had just realized halfway through a flight that he had gotten onto the wrong plane. His eyes seemed to say "Get me out of here!!!" but he knew that he was stuck...much like I was in this stinker of a movie.
"Terms of Endearment" -- How this shlocky, overly emotional piece of cinema crap beat out "The Right Stuff" for Best Picture is beyond me. Ditto for "Kramer vs. Kramer" beating "All That Jazz".
"The Mexican" -- Julia Robert spouting feel-good psychobabble, Brad Pitt mugging his way through Mexico. A couple with no chemistry and no reason to be together except that the studios demanded it. The best scenes in the movie had Julia in the bathroom peeing...and it went downhill from there.
"Mr. Deeds" -- Some people think Adam Sandler is some kind of comic genius. I'm guessing these same people think "Star Trek" is filmed on location.
And then there's the list of bad movies that were never intended to be any good...
Yor, the Hunter of the Future; Sorceress; The Star Chamber....ack, my brain is telling me it can't dwell on such awful stuff any longer....
Posted by: Steve at November 4, 2002 1:54 PMI am saddened and surprised that "Battlefield Earth" is not included in your list. Truly the worst movie ever made.
Posted by: Dan Jacques at November 4, 2002 3:15 PMIt got an honorable mention under Face/Off.
Posted by: Ravenwood at November 4, 2002 3:29 PMHaving never seen Titanic or Pearl Harbor, I will support those choices only on my keen sense of self worth that prevented me from seeing them in the first place. Tripe.
You forgot some major movies, Steve! "To Live and Die in L.A.", "Summer Lovers" (which I recently quoted - but still think the movie sucked), "Waterworld"....damn...I can't use all your bandwidth to continue.
Let's just say that I've seen more bad movies than you can shake a stick at. I worked in a damn video store for three years. I know bad movies!
Posted by: Da Goddess at November 4, 2002 6:22 PMRight, sorry for not being as observent as I should have been, but I am still suprised... I mean if there is onbe movie that I think is by far the worst ever, it would be Battlefield Earth. I would rather be stabbed in the eye with a soldering iron, or dragged around Boston by my nuts than sit through another showing of that god awful movie.
But hey, thats... just like, my opinion, man...
Posted by: dan jacques at November 4, 2002 7:00 PMThats ok. Da Goddess missed the fact that Waterworld is on my list.
As for missing the others, I probably just haven't seen them. I am actually very quick to judge a movie by the jacket, and won't watch crap that I immediately recognize as crap. (Austin Powers for instance)
I don't think its fair to put movies on my list that I haven't actually witnessed as being crap.
Posted by: Ravenwood at November 4, 2002 11:43 PMSorry, I was blinded with my lust for you. Forgiven?
Posted by: Da Goddess at November 5, 2002 12:24 AMhey steve....Adam sandler is The best comidian thats still around. you may not know it but your about the only one! your probably one of those guys that just watches those drama shows like Melrose place
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