Those would be far too challenging for the traitor.

I would find him an important position, such as Chairman of the Committee to Investigate Head Lice Infestation in West Virginia Public Schools, and make his budget the price of a one-way Greyhound Bus ticket from Washington, DC, to West Virginia.

And I would tell him, "Go there and investigate. Don't call US. We'll call YOU when we care about your findings."

Then, don't EVER call.