Ravenwood - 11/08/02 04:02 PM
Taking advice directly from Ravenwood's Universe, the grandfather of a girl attacked by a rodentus terrorizedus, has hunted down and killed the furry little bastard with an air gun. (It is only a matter of time before the British police arrest the perpetrator for illegally carrying an air gun.)
"When I tracked him down I was surprised how big he was. He came down a tree and headed for me, but I shot him before he jumped," said Geoff Horth, who single-handedly took on the vicious squirrel. "Its a shame he went nuts, [pun intended?] but I couldn't let this little beggar hold the town to ransom."
My staff writers are urging me to apologize for making light of the situation yesterday. I had no idea the squirrel had made ransom demands. This was apparently a very grave situation indeed.
They could have called in the lawyers and sued the squirrel, but as Rooster Cogburn said in True Grit, "Ya can't serve papers on a RAT, baby sister. Ya gotta KILL HIM."
Posted by: Acidman at November 8, 2002 8:33 PMHehehe.. one of my personal favorites..
Posted by: Ravenwood at November 8, 2002 8:56 PM(c) Ravenwood and Associates, 1990 - 2014