'Terrorist' squirrel assassinated by grandpa


Taking advice directly from Ravenwood's Universe, the grandfather of a girl attacked by a rodentus terrorizedus, has hunted down and killed the furry little bastard with an air gun. (It is only a matter of time before the British police arrest the perpetrator for illegally carrying an air gun.)

"When I tracked him down I was surprised how big he was. He came down a tree and headed for me, but I shot him before he jumped," said Geoff Horth, who single-handedly took on the vicious squirrel. "Its a shame he went nuts, [pun intended?] but I couldn't let this little beggar hold the town to ransom."

My staff writers are urging me to apologize for making light of the situation yesterday. I had no idea the squirrel had made ransom demands. This was apparently a very grave situation indeed.



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They could have called in the lawyers and sued the squirrel, but as Rooster Cogburn said in True Grit, "Ya can't serve papers on a RAT, baby sister. Ya gotta KILL HIM."

Posted by: Acidman at November 8, 2002 8:33 PM

Hehehe.. one of my personal favorites..

Posted by: Ravenwood at November 8, 2002 8:56 PM

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