Ravenwood - 11/23/02 08:11 PM
With all the election year hoopla surrounding New Jersey, they were quickly cementing their position as the most ass-backwards ridiculous state of the United States. Feeling left out of the fray, West Virginia upped the ante and threw the prestigious award for 2002 Armpit of the Nation into question.
West Virginia University beat 13th ranked Virginia Tech on Wednesday night. Shortly after the victory, West Virginians took to the streets in Morgantown. They drove around honking their horns, jamming traffic for hours. They proceeded to trash the town and set dozens of fires. Cars were trampled and turned over, store windows were busted, utility poles were set ablaze. Police had to use riot gear and fire hoses to disperse the crowd.
What makes this more interesting than most post-game riots is that it occurred in Morgantown, West Virginia, home town of the WVU Mountaineers. The game, however, was played in Blacksburg, Virginia, home of the VT Hokies. Still, that didn't stop drunken West Virginian's from breaking into their own stadium and tearing down their own goal posts. Despite all the violence, only three people were arrested.
What? The Robert Byrd Memorial Riot Police and Monument Builders couldn't handle the situation?
Obviously Robert Byrd hasn't sucked enough taxpayer dollars into West Virginia yet.
Posted by: Acidman at November 24, 2002 7:26 AMI was in the middle of the chaos that night, and I can tell you your account is completely wrong. While there were many fires in the steets, there was nothing more than that. One utility pole caught on fire from simply being to close to one of the larger fires. No cars were flipped and burned, in fact none were damaged at all. There were no riot police either. The police knew it was just a happy night and were very cordial about the whole ordeal. The fire hoses were turned on the students, but only because there were too many people for the fire trucks to get through. People had a good time, no major damage, and memories were created. Don't be such a pansey about the whole thing.
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