Duck gets stuck in store sign


The AP reports that Larry the duck got stuck in a store sign in Cherry Hill, NJ.

CHERRY HILL, N.J. - A duck that charmed shoppers at a New Jersey strip mall has a new home, after getting himself stuck.
The duck known as Larry had spent a week waddling around Liberty Bell Plaza in Cherry Hill. Then, he disappeared.

Workers at Ace Hardware solved the mystery Tuesday when they spotted a pair of webbed feet dangling from the store's sign. It took them 45 minutes to free the duck.

Larry was moved to a pen at nearby Springdale Farms.

They spent 45 minutes on this duck? I could have remedied the situation in 30 seconds with my shotgun. The leftover 44 minutes 30 seconds could have been spent preheating the oven and getting Larry properly dressed for dinner.



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Ahem. DuckLady present. Sometimes those little feathered creatures grow on ya.

Posted by: Da Goddess at December 19, 2002 3:03 AM

Hey, I like them too. I think they're delicious.

Posted by: Ravenwood at December 19, 2002 7:25 AM

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