Useless facts that no one ever bothered to ask about me:

• Intelligence and personality are what I look for in a woman.




• Women don't realize just how stupid that sounds.




• I once had a chick pass me her phone number on the interstate.




• We were doing 70 miles an hour when she handed it to me out the window.




• My cousin's wife is related to actor, Luke Perry.




• He had to tell me who Luke Perry was.




• I'll drink almost any premium beer, but especially like Budweiser, Coors Light, Heineken, Amstel, and anything German.




• My 'Beer Master' certificate from the Anheuser-Busch Beer School used to hang in my office at work.




• I have the Anheuser-Busch pledge from the Budweiser logo committed to memory.




• I cannot remember the license plate number on my car.




• I think that dogs are loving and loyal, but cats are good with melted butter or ketchup.




• Shopping on the internet is more fun that shopping in the mall. The stores are more interesting as well.

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