I couldn't help but get a chuckle out of this.

"There is no question in the universe that can be answered with more guns. The District of Columbia is clear on this: We oppose guns." -- Kathy Patterson (D-Ward 3), head of the D.C. Council's Committee on the Judiciary.

"Who knows -- maybe one day the District of Columbia will decide to oppose crime, instead." -- Glenn Reynolds, head of Instapundit.com