Remember the 9/11 Memorial on private property that was vandalized while police sat around and watched? Well, an anti-war American protestor involved with that vandalism has been arrested for allegedly assaulting a woman who helps maintain that memorial. Tracey Chandler, who maintains the memorial, and another woman were allegedly grabbed, poked, and shoved by Jennifer Quintana Tuesday evening. She was arrested for misdemeanor assault.

Although witnesses report that Quintana boasted of her involvement in the vandalism, police have yet to 'find sufficient evidence' to arrest her for that incident. In related news, Jeff Collision, owner of the property tried filing a complaint with the police regarding the vandalism. According to Collision, he was told by police that he could not file a complaint because he was not the victim.

In the immortal words of Police Chief Wiggum, "Lemmie tell you what I tell everyone who comes in here, the police are powerless to help you."