While Venomous Kate is proving to be a formidable war blogger, it is posts like these that keep me coming back begging for more.

My new laptop is here! I didn't expect it until Monday, but there was the gorgeous FedEx guy, hanging over the gate at the end of my drive, waving the box in the air. What a turn on!

No, I'm not having a homoerotic vision of the fedex guy, but I can relate to the overall giddiness and anticipation of getting a new electronic gadget or toy to play with.