"I don't think that the Republicans are very keen on letting those people vote again and I think a big reason for it is that a lot of them would be Democrats." -- Kevin Hill, a political science professor at Florida International University commenting on the restoration of voting rights for convicted felons.

"I'll be back. You can't keep the democrats out of the White House forever. and when they get in, I'm back on the streets, with all my criminal buddies!" -- Sideshow Bob, Bart's nemesis on the Simpsons.