Happy Easter to all my Christian friends, and Happy Passover to all my Jewish friends.

On a holiday side note, Laurence Simon interestingly notes that he did not kill our lord. This got me to thinking that I should probably make a few disclaimers of my own. To Laurence and all of my Jewish friends, I didn't gas six million of your people. To all my black friends, I never enslaved anyone. To all of my Greek friends, I never had sex with little boys.

To sum up, I've never persecuted anyone, so don't go blaming your troubles on me.