The Indianapolis Star reports that a robber is suing the store clerk that shot him during a holdup. Willie Brown, who has multiple robbery and burglary convictions, is claiming the clerk was wrong to fire five shots at him as he fled Zip's Deli with the contents of the cash register.

Brown, who seeks unspecified damages, said the shooting had "prevented him from transacting his business" and that he continued to "suffer nightmares as the result of this assault upon his life."

Transacting his business? Would that be the business of robbing people? Two words: Tort Reform. Also, this is one jury I would LOVE to be on!