While I previously said I'd never run for President, I didn't say anything about pulling the strings from the background. Venomous Kate is the newly selected President of the Slutertarians. I have been selected to be a member of her cabinet, and have accepted the role of Secretary of Health and Human Disservices. Perhaps it was my essay on Nationalized Health Care that made me stand out.

I still need to put together a mission statement for a PR release, but I'll come up with something over the next few days. I also have to hatch my super secret plan to take over the party. Naturally Kate would be allowed to stay on as President of my 'puppet regime', lest any three named assassin be lurking in our midst.

We also need to look out for our competition, the Slutpublicans. Our spies will be working overtime to infiltrate their regime. Perhaps while they are over there, they can fix their web site.

UPDATE: Just a bit of schadenfreude: It seems as though an 'accidental' adminstrative error has interfered with the Slutpublican nominations. It would appear that our secret agents are earning their pay. MUAHAHAHA!!