Greeblie wonders how they get horse semen. I can tell, by the way he says "I don't even want to know". Well, I once saw a show on the Discovery Channel on how they mate bulls, and let me tell you... if you think you're job is bad, you aint seen nothin' yet.

Apparently bulls are very aggressive maters, so they use artificial insemination so that the cows don't get hurt. This, naturally, requires getting the bull into the mood. At first, I thought it was almost comical how they pull this cow sized cart behind a pickup. It's not really even shaped much like a cow, but they throw some cow hide on it, and the bull doesn't seem to know the difference.

What was most shocking was that there is a guy that actually rides down inside that thing. The narrator explained that when the bull mounts that contraption, this guy has about three fucking seconds to get this 'cup' into place before the bull shoots his... is done. Now, this cup is not really a cup. It's more like a thermos. A BIG, LONG thermos.

Now, they never really mentioned this, but I started thinking... everyone has a bad day on the job eventually, right? I mean, when this poor guy has a bad day, he really has a bad day. If he fumbles around with that 'cup' too much, or drops it by accident... ugh. Lets just say I had a Ghostbusters flashback and could picture him saying, "He slimed me".

So, next time you're having a bad day, and you think your job really stinks, think of that guy riding down there waiting for that bull. Your job doesn't seem too tough, now does it.