"Don't worry kids, being eaten by a crocodile is just like going to sleep.....in a giant blender." -- Homer Simpson.

Danish Museum Director Acquitted of Animal Cruelty for 'Fish Blender' Display -- Judge Preben Bagger ruled Monday that Meyer did not have to pay the fine because the fish were killed "instantly" and "humanely"... During the two-day trial, a zoologist and a representative of blender manufacturer Moulinex said the fish likely died within a second after the blender started. -- Associated Press.