The Dimpled Menace


iconI have trouble feeling sorry for these people. When you move into a house next to a golf course, you might expect to have a few errant balls coming your way. The homeowners constant whining and complaining are nothing new, and the fact that they've retained the services of an attorney isn't at all surprising in today's litigious society. What strikes me as odd is how work at home mom, Gail Halladay, seems to me to be a bit obsessed with the whole thing. Whenever a ball lands on, near, or around their house, she "logs each one into a database that includes its identifying number, its target, and comments from club management." The Williamette Week Online (Oregon) also noted this reaction for Ms. Halladay:

"Since these balls can hit anytime in my yard, the sheer terror of the random hit becomes overwhelming."
Sheer terror? Sounds like someone setting up a 'mental anguish' claim to me.



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Maybe she should have considered the likelihood of errant golfballs before moving to a house on a golf course.

Asswit.

Posted by: Da Goddess at June 13, 2003 9:39 AM

Same kind of twit that moves in next to a pig farm and then launches a campaign against the smell.

Posted by: Michael at June 13, 2003 12:44 PM

hey dumbshit... what the hell did you expect moving in next to a godamn golf course?? i lived adjacent to the 7th fairway of a local country club and fucking A, we knew there would be balls in our yard. frankly it was much more fun to make fun of the hackers poor shooting than to bitch, moan, and sue. i would love to be on her jury....

Posted by: malcolm at June 13, 2003 3:55 PM

is she french?

Posted by: Samkit at June 13, 2003 9:24 PM

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