Here is today's Friday Five.

1. What's one thing you've always wanted to do, but never have?
Punch Tom Daschle in the nose.

2. When someone asks your opinion about a new haircut/outfit/etc, are you always honest?
Someone? Like a guy would ever ask that? Being honest would mean a reply like "No dear, you don't need those jeans to make you look fat," and would probably get me a vicious right cross to the chin. That being the case, I would say I'm never honest about it.

3. Have you ever found out something about a friend and then wished you hadn't? What happened?
Well, I found out about Shawn's anal fixation. In hind sight, I wouldn't have let him have the remote.

4. If you could live in any fictional world (from a book/movie/game/etc.) which would it be and why?
You mean like that fictional Utopia that liberals are always dreaming about? If I was forced to pick, I'd probably want to live in Lawrence Watt-Evan's Ethshar. Then again, I might just end up being the town drunk, or a village idiot.

5. What's one talent/skill you don't have but always wanted?
Telekinesis, assuming there is such a skill. For one thing, I'd be able to move that slow asshole on the road in front of me up into second gear.