CNN is reporting that a handful of young liberals are making a run for the border. The Canadian border, that is. Fed up with the massive conservative shift, the biased right wing media, and the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy to dominate the globe, and control the world's oil supply, some liberals are packing up and leaving. Canada, the land of stiff gun control, sactuarires fo heroin addicts, government controlled health care, and the 50% income tax is seen as a liberal utopia for many.

CNN also brings up fond memories of the Vietnam draft, when commie pinkos and draft dodgers were moving northward in droves. Perhaps Charles Rangel was on to something when he said he wanted to bring back the draft. While many conservatives balked at Rangel's idea of weakening our military with an influx of conscripted liberals, I think it's a hell of an idea. Not only should we bring back the draft, but we should have separate buses set up at the draft office. One for shipping our guys to boot camp, and the other for shipping all the conscienscous objectors up to Canada. My only request is that they take Alec Baldwin with them.

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