Davis: Arnold touched me where I pee


iconIn a last minute effort to win re-re-election, California Gov. Gray Davis claimed that Arnold Schwarzenegger sexually harassed him at a Democrat fund raiser. This is just one of many recent allegations of sexual misconduct against the Republican candidate for governor.

Davis claims that Arnold showed up to a $1000 a plate Democrat fund raiser with his wife Maria Shriver, a long time Democrat and Kennedy relative. Davis said that Arnold quickly became bored as his wife's trophy, proceeded to get drunk, and groped and harassed Davis in a stall of the men's room. Schwarzenegger decried the allegations as a left wing conspiracy to smear his campaign, and accused Davis of using dirty tactics to try to save his job.

The actor turned politician also told the press that he couldn't possibly have groped Davis, because at the time he was busy fondling Arianna Huffington.

Related articles:
Will Davis be Terminated? -- 08/07/2003.


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