See a broad, to get that booty yak 'em.
Leg 'er down 'n smack 'em yak 'em.



iconWhen I worked in retail, people used to bring electronics in for repair. A few smart ass co-workers would be a little too accurate when transcribing the problems that the customers were saying they had. On more than one occasion, electronics were sent to the repair shop for problems like "brone fruse" or "smoke exscaped when turned on". The repair technicians usually got a chuckle out of it, and would even play along; sending it back with comments like "refilled with smoke". For those involved, it all seemed rather silly.

Recently on Tongue Tied, Scott Norvell noted that the Denver Police have been caught playing the same gag.

Denver police are unnecessarily driving a wedge into an already divided community by accurately transcribing their interviews with African-American witnesses, reports columnist Jim Spencer of the Denver Post.

Denver Police records routinely have phrases like "aks" instead of "ask," "sumpin'" for "something" and "baf'room" for "bathroom."

You can imagine the reaction.



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Dis brot me a smile. Call me on da celliker jank when you can.

Posted by: Lope at October 23, 2003 10:09 PM

Knock yourself a pro slick, gray mattah live performas back take TCB'n man.

CUTTY SAID HE CAN'T HANG!

Posted by: Jim Baratta at June 4, 2004 1:13 PM

Mofo buttah laying me to the bone, and jackin' me up!
Shhiiittt.

Posted by: Morty S. Tashman at June 4, 2004 1:15 PM

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