I met a serious security jerk at the airport yesterday. The whole deal was just a power trip for him. He said, "aren't you going to take off your shoes? They have METAL bottoms, and that's a METAL detector you're going through."

Uh, yeah, thanks, kid. If I have to, sure.

My zipper set off the thing, so they had to wand me anyway. Keep the shoes. Snarl at the kid. Much smarter. I've had bra snaps set it off before.

hln

From what I hear, young attractive females are much more likely to get wanded and frisked than men. I wonder why that is?