Ravenwood - 11/14/03 06:10 AM
These must be referring to metrosexual men.
In the latest departure from traditional marriage procedure, some American men are beginning to take their wives' last names, either using the woman's name in addition to their own or nixing their given names completely.Sorry ladies, but unless we coincidentally share the same last name, there is no way in hell I'm giving mine up; unless of course you are bringing a hefty dowry to the table, and are willing to let me stay at home (or the gun range) while you go off to work everyday. Even then it's doubtful.
It reminds me of something I told my last serious girlfriend. When we discussed the remote possibility of marriage, I told her that she wouldn't have to work. Actually what I said was that she should stay at home on her pedistal where she belongs.
Yeah, funny how that works. My girlfriend always insists our relationship is some sort of equal partnership. Until, of course, the time came for us to take a vacation together (her idea in the first place). Guess who paid for the whole thing?
I'm such a pussy.
Posted by: Aaron at November 16, 2003 10:30 PM(c) Ravenwood and Associates, 1990 - 2014