Holy fucking shit!! have you actually read this page???

•Thus, if YOU commit a crime, it would be extremely helpful for you to perform a Citizen's Self-Arrest.  Fill out the form, to complete your Citizen's Self-Arrest.

•"I am under arrest. I have a right to remain silent. Anything I say can and will be used against me in a court of law. I have the right to talk to a lawyer and have him/her present with me while I question myself. If I cannot afford to hire a lawyer, one will be appointed to represent me, if I wish one, before I question myself. If I decide to make a statement, I may stop at any time."

WAIVER:

Do I understand each of these rights I have just read to myself?
Yes No

Having these rights in mind, do I wish to talk to myself no

•If others are present in your house, send them away. You may, however, talk to yourself.

Conjugal visits are not permitted.

Do not try to escape from your home.

If you do attempt an escape, use all reasonable force to stop yourself.

Report any escape attempts promptly, by phone, to the local police.

•The small patch below contains a remarkable offshoot of military technology:  An entire miniature Bible, produced by laser microprinting.  Place your left hand on the spot and raise your right hand and say "I swear that all of the information I have given on this form is true, so help me, God."

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•To make your self-arrest official, press this button:

THIS HAS TO BE A JOKE!!!!

oh wait, i guess it is a joke. my bad. I thought it was real.

The police website appears to be real, but the "arrest yourself" page appears to be a joke put on by East Point police.

ROTFLMAO! BWAHAHA!

I wonder how many stupid criminals will actually fill this out?