If the humane society gets their hands on him, they'll kill him. Never inform a humane society. ``Killing dogs for their own good since 1880'' as the RSPCA has it, when rabies was caused by canine sexual frustration. A tradition carried on to this day by humane societies everywhere. ``Dealing with dogs eating children since 1982.'' Fund-raising is the same everywhere. Check out Vicki Hearne's _Bandit: Dossier of a Dangerous Dog_, with dangerous implications for do-gooders everywhere.