Here's one for overlawyered. A man gets fat watching TV, and then sues his cable company. Get a load of what he's asking for in damages.

Timothy Dumouchel of West Bend wants $5,000 or three computers, and a lifetime supply of free Internet service from Charter Communications to settle what he says will be a small claims suit.

The real kicker is that he wasn't even paying for the cable. Apparently he's had an illegal cable hookup (that he says they refused to remove) for four years.