Ravenwood - 01/30/04 07:30 PM
Here is today's friday five:
You have just won one million dollars:
1. Who do you call first?
My accountant.
2. What is the first thing you buy for yourself?
A beer.
3. What is the first thing you buy for someone else?
A beer.
4. Do you give any away? If yes, to whom?
Aside from the 50% that Uncle Sam seizes at the point of a gun, I don't give shit away.
5. Do you invest any? If so, how?
Probably a mixture of stocks, mutual funds, and class III assault rifles. The rifles will undoubtedly net the highest return.
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