How to guarantee your son a life of wedgies and bullying


iconIn his bid for the title of Ubergeek, a Michigan man named his newborn son Version 2.0.

Jon Blake Cusack talked his wife, Jamie, into naming their son Jon Blake Cusack 2.0. [...]

"I wanted to find something different to name him besides Jon Blake," [...]

"I wrote in the birth announcement e-mail stuff, like there's a lot of features from version 1.0 with additional features from Jamie," Jon Cusack said.


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Make your child a spectacle just to be able to be cutesy on the birth announcement? Where are the child protection people when you need them?

Posted by: Steve Gigl at February 2, 2004 10:07 AM

In 30 years your gonna see Serial Killer v2.0 and he'll start with dumbass Daddy.

Posted by: Ralph Gizzip at February 2, 2004 12:11 PM

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