The U.S. Mens Olympic Soccer Team has been eliminated from Olympic competition by Mexico (who errantly refers to the sport as "football"). The game, which was so important to Americans that it wasn't even broadcast on TV in the U.S., was marked with boos during the Star Spangled Banner, and the chanting of "Usama! Usama!", in support of the Saudi Arabian terrorist who killed 3000 Americans on September 11, 2001.

In other news, George Bush plans to continue his pandering to Mexican citizens living illegally in the United States.