Woo hoo! After hundreds of purchases and years of buying music CDs at artificially high prices, I finally received my anti-trust settlement. After at least 5 years of price fixing by the music pigopoly, Virginia Attorney General Jerry Kilgore proudly proclaims, "It is a pleasure to bring this matter to a satisfactory conclusion and to return value to consumers who purchased CDs while the challenged pricing policies were in effect."

So, how much did I get? Well I hate to brag, but I cleaned up to the tune of $13.86. Ironically, it isn't even enough money to purchase a single music CD. Not even one that's on sale.