Ravenwood - 03/25/04 06:15 AM
Lately I've stopped giving free publicity to the terrorist group, PETA. Many of their stunts are mostly about whoring for publicity. Especially those where they try to get some town to rename themselves from Cowkillerville to Cuteandfuzzybunnytown. But I have to say that this latest stunt sounds pretty cool, and that I really want one of these buckets of blood.
Of course it won't make me eat chicken any less. Ironically, it will actually make me eat at KFC more just to try to get one of the free novelties. I don't know what I'd do with it, but a bucket of fake blood and chicken entrails might actually make a cool Halloween prop. It could also be used to further my fledgling Americans for Chicken Safety campaign.
Category: Pleasure Police
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Hmm. I'll let them give me one of the buckets, and while they're not watching switch the fake blood out with a V-8 tomato juice. Can you imagine the look on their face as I take a big gulp out of the bucket and say "Mmmm, thats good chicken!"
Posted by: RANT at March 25, 2004 9:39 AMPETA is always calls meateaters Nazis and killers and blah blah blah. They show their bigotry in calling anyone who dissagrees with them a killer.
Posted by: Dan at March 25, 2004 3:30 PM(c) Ravenwood and Associates, 1990 - 2014