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I love April 1st. Who's the babe with Anna?

Posted by: Kevin Baker at April 1, 2004 8:20 AM

Ha ha ha. You sure got me on that one. I was all ready to post with "WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?"

Posted by: Guy who reads Kevin Baker's stuff at April 1, 2004 8:42 AM

Martina Hingis, I think.

Posted by: Ravenwood at April 1, 2004 9:27 AM

Yes, it is. She was my favorite female tennis player -- she looks a lot like Natalie Portman. She's freakin hot.

Posted by: Mays at April 1, 2004 10:01 AM

Anna and Martina make a pretty hot doubles team, don't you think?

Posted by: Ralph Gizzip at April 1, 2004 12:06 PM

Now that you mention it, I think they do play tennis.

Posted by: Ravenwood at April 1, 2004 1:06 PM

Have you seen Serena Williams? She has got some niiiiiiiiice hootage.

None of 'em are as cute as Drew Barrymore, though.

Posted by: Bill Dennis at April 1, 2004 11:09 PM

Thanks for the info on MD's "shall issue" law. Is this bill dead now? I see it got an unfavorable report out of committe.

Posted by: J Bow at April 3, 2004 12:17 PM

J Bow,

I haven't heard any new news on Maryland Concealed Carry. I suggest you keep an eye on Packing.org for up to date concealed carry news.

Packing.org NEWS page for Maryland

Posted by: Ravenwood at April 3, 2004 12:39 PM

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