Ravenwood - 04/01/04 01:30 AM
I said I would never put advertising on this site, and I'm going to stick by that. But the hosting fees are getting outrageous, so I'm going to have to diversify into some revenue generating activity. Since there has really only been one type of successful, recession proof business on the net, Ravenwood's Universe is going to start offering hard core pornography.
We'll still have the same old Libertarian rantings and ravings, but our new "Member's Only" section will interlace the posts with hard core porn offerings. Cost for the member's only section will be a super low $9.99 per month. (That is a fraction of what most porn sites charge.)
Teaser soft core porn will be mixed in to the non member's section to give you cheap bastards a taste of what you're missing behind the velvet rope.
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Category: Lampoonery
Comments (9) top link me
I love April 1st. Who's the babe with Anna?
Posted by: Kevin Baker at April 1, 2004 8:20 AMHa ha ha. You sure got me on that one. I was all ready to post with "WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?"
Posted by: Guy who reads Kevin Baker's stuff at April 1, 2004 8:42 AMMartina Hingis, I think.
Posted by: Ravenwood at April 1, 2004 9:27 AMYes, it is. She was my favorite female tennis player -- she looks a lot like Natalie Portman. She's freakin hot.
Posted by: Mays at April 1, 2004 10:01 AMAnna and Martina make a pretty hot doubles team, don't you think?
Posted by: Ralph Gizzip at April 1, 2004 12:06 PMNow that you mention it, I think they do play tennis.
Posted by: Ravenwood at April 1, 2004 1:06 PMHave you seen Serena Williams? She has got some niiiiiiiiice hootage.
None of 'em are as cute as Drew Barrymore, though.
Posted by: Bill Dennis at April 1, 2004 11:09 PMThanks for the info on MD's "shall issue" law. Is this bill dead now? I see it got an unfavorable report out of committe.
Posted by: J Bow at April 3, 2004 12:17 PMJ Bow,
I haven't heard any new news on Maryland Concealed Carry. I suggest you keep an eye on Packing.org for up to date concealed carry news.
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