Go good, since Pascal in Washington put to you in the secrecy of the possible sexual adventures of John Kerry, I deliver a Web site to you right to laugh: www.ravnwood.com/archives/002221.shtml. If not, I take down one week to go to take the fresh air of Newport, Rhode Island. There even where Kerry was accustomed to making sailing ship with JFK. If I cross a trainee, I say it to you.

You can go to http://world.altavista.com and have any website translated from virtually any language. It's not 100%, but it does the job.

"I take down one week to go to take the fresh air of Newport"

You call that a good job? English please.

The French blog that linked to you is run by the NYC correspondent of French leftist daily Libération (which partly explains the typically-French, haughty tone of the comments towards America). Here's a translation of the whole thing.

Kerry and his intern

Okay, since Pascal in Washington has let you into the secret of John Kerry's possible sexual affairs, here is a website just for fun:
www.ravnwood.com/archives/002221.shtml.
Otherwise, I'll take a break for a week and go breathe some fresh air in Newport, Rhode Island. Exactly where Kerry used to sail with JFK. If I run into an intern, I'll let you know.
février 13, 2004

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If you run into an intern, don't lie to your wife and do not commit perjury if you want to become president ;)
Posted by: Paul at février 13, 2004 10:38 AM

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It does look a little like a bad picture editing, doesn't it?
Posted by: Arno at février 13, 2004 02:58 PM

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It cannot be her. The dress is immaculate... ;)
Posted by: Ben at février 13, 2004 10:20 PM

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If you run into an intern, remember that you'd better lie to your wife than to Americans. As far as I'm concerned, I'm having a hard time understanding this religion of "pleading guilty" on subjects having so little to do with national affairs like screwing a casual chick (who was asking for it btw). In addition, would good health signs be frowned upon in the US?
Posted by: Pierre at février 15, 2004 11:25 AM

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Why bother? I'll ask my boss for interns too...
Posted by: Lithium at février 16, 2004 02:45 PM

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The Ravenwood in question is also croaking about weapons; he's a strong advocate of freedom to walk around with a gun in his pocket.
See, for example: http://www.ravnwood.com/archives/002720.shtml#002720
Kerry's position regarding his interns is a matter of personal preferences ;) but what is his position regarding the right to bear arms?
Posted by: jep at février 17, 2004 05:42 AM

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Good Lord, this campaign is going to reach record stinking levels.
If one gets the politicians one deserves, maybe one also gets the electoral campaigns one deserves...
Posted by: Albedo at février 17, 2004 07:20 AM

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As Jep said, Ravenwood is rather, err, strange:

Ravenwood - 10/18/2003 08:00 AM

Last month, I wrote about Google's anti-gun bigotry. While I agree that Google has every right to refuse business from people that want to advertise firearms to law abiding citizens, I pointed out that it "doesn't mean that we necessarily agree with their bigoted, narrow minded, sissified, French point of view." (...)

Oh great, here we are now... long live Google, btw.
Enjoy your vacation.
Posted by: H鬨ne at février 18, 2004 06:29 AM

Well, its a very literal translation. It doesn't reconstruct sentences. But the above comment by Carine is nice. It's funny that your slam on the french isn't in vain. At least they are reading it, too! :)