Ravenwood - 05/05/04 06:45 AM
If you ever wondered how the Nazis could roll across Europe and start knocking on Britain's door so easily, this may enlighten you. After banning real guns and most BB guns, the whiny British the bloody British Press are pissing and moaning about the BB gun "loophole" that still allows the legal sale of some models.
On the same day new legislation on air guns came into force, we paid �200 for a new German-made Walther CP88, a powerful airgun, which could maim or even kill within a distance of 10 metres.Oh no, it looks like a real gun too! One anti-gun crusader cried, "I would like to see all these guns banned. We go into schools to tell kids about the dangers of the gangs and guns and what message does this give to them?"The CO2 gas-powered gun - which is indistinguishable to the untrained eye from a genuine firearm - can fire off eight rounds in quick succession.
As for buying stuff over the counter that could "maim or even kill", allow me to name just a few: candlesticks, ropes, lead pipes, wrenches, syringes, axes, poison, automobiles, lawn mowers, scissors, silverware, pool cues, shovels, baseball bats, chains, rocks, bricks, bicycles, knives, glass bottles, pointy sticks, power tools, screw drivers, chain saws, cigarette lighters, piano wire, bow ties, firewood, frozen legs of lamb, icicles, tent pegs, wading pools, pillows, peanut butter, gasoline, flashlights, laser pointers, garbage disposals, blenders, stoves, ovens, pencils, pens, paperclips, staplers, staple guns, nail guns, hammers, golf clubs, and of course Archie Bunker's favorite, being pushed out of windows.
My point is, if you want to kill someone there is no shortage of tools available to get the job done.
Category: Cold Dead Hands
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Tell me, how many BB's do you have to shoot at someone to approach anything that can be classified as a maiming? And after the first BB hit you wouldn't you, oh I don't know, run away?
Posted by: Bruce at May 5, 2004 8:03 AMGood points.
Posted by: Brent at May 5, 2004 8:28 AMYou could put someone's eye out.
Posted by: Thibodeaux at May 5, 2004 10:26 AMReminds me of this memorable exchange from "National Lampoon's Vacation".
Lasky, Guard at Walleyworld: That's not a real gun, is it Clark?
Clark: Are you kidding this is a Magnum P.I.
Lasky: Its a BB gun. You couldn't even break the skin with that thing.
Wasn't the next line something like: "No, but you could leave a welt."
Posted by: Ravenwood at May 5, 2004 2:04 PMNot 'the whiny British' thankyouverymuch. Our limp lefty media seems to have much the same mindset as yours - *cough* handgun control inc. * cough*. There is - believe it or not - a movement here to restore gun owning rights due to the abject failure of the gun banners to do anything about gun crime. Wish us luck.
Posted by: robert in england at May 5, 2004 3:22 PMBy the way, you forgot double bladed throwing axes (my favourite).
Posted by: robert in england at May 5, 2004 3:24 PMHehehe.. I realized when I wrote it I was kinda painting all you guys with the
same brush. Sorry about that. You know how the bad apples always spoil the
bunch.
Ravenwood, the next line was smoething to the effect of "Sure it could break the skin. It could cause a serious infection!"
Classic John Candy
Posted by: Bruce at May 5, 2004 4:02 PMOnce source has it as "It could get under the skin and cause a very nasty infection."
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