Ravenwood - 08/09/04 06:15 AM
In the U.S., this would be classified as assault.
Unsolicited toe-licking would be banned in the Netherlands under a law sought by the Dutch Labor party after police were unable to prosecute a would-be Casanova with a taste for female toes because he had committed no crime.It might also get you shot.A police spokesman said Friday a man had been detained after women sunning themselves in Rotterdam's parks and beaches claimed he had snuck up on them and begun to lick their toes.
Category: Dumb Criminals
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Hey, wait a minute: just how do you sneak up on a woman and lick her toes?
If anyone can answer this, I'd really like to know...and I promise not to use the knowledge in the service of evil.
You would think a kick to the face would stop that.
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