Unsolicited toe-licking not a crime, yet


iconIn the U.S., this would be classified as assault.

Unsolicited toe-licking would be banned in the Netherlands under a law sought by the Dutch Labor party after police were unable to prosecute a would-be Casanova with a taste for female toes because he had committed no crime.

A police spokesman said Friday a man had been detained after women sunning themselves in Rotterdam's parks and beaches claimed he had snuck up on them and begun to lick their toes.

It might also get you shot.


Category:  Dumb Criminals
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Hey, wait a minute: just how do you sneak up on a woman and lick her toes?

If anyone can answer this, I'd really like to know...and I promise not to use the knowledge in the service of evil.

Posted by: Francis W. Porretto at August 9, 2004 1:22 PM

You would think a kick to the face would stop that.

Posted by: Ravenwood at August 9, 2004 1:52 PM

At least he didn't bite.

hln

Posted by: hln at August 10, 2004 1:00 PM

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