Ravenwood - 10/15/04 01:00 PM
We should have a zero tolerance policy for school officials. Any school official who suspends an 8-year old for using a butter knife to prepare his lunch should be removed from their position.
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A King William County woman is questioning the county school district's zero-tolerance policy on weapons. Joyce Heath says her eight-year-old son returned to school yesterday after being suspended for seven days, because he carried a butter knife to school with his lunch.The way I see it, if you cannot tell the difference between an 8-year old fixing his lunch and a gang-banger threatening bodily harm on other students, then you are obviously not qualified to work as a babysitter, much less manage a government school filled with our nation's future.The Richmond Times-Dispatch reports that Nicholas, a third-grader, had been suspended for ten days and faced the possibility of being placed in disciplinary classes for a year. But Heath met with School Superintendent Brenda Cowlbeck on Tuesday, and the suspension was lifted.
Cowlbeck said she could not comment on the matter because of privacy laws. But she said Tuesday's meeting was her first chance to discuss the matter with the boy's mother.
Heath said she packed a butter knife in her son's lunch along with a package of peanut butter and jelly on October first. She says Nicholas did not do anything threatening with the knife.
Let's forget zero tolerance laws for a sec...who the hell defines a butter knife as a weapon?
Posted by: MMW at October 15, 2004 2:35 PMMaybe it had a flash hider.
Posted by: Ravenwood at October 15, 2004 2:39 PMAh...That explains it...I was trying to figure out how to fit a forward grip and protuding clip from a butter knife.
Posted by: MMW at October 15, 2004 2:48 PMWell, in some systems in Massachusetts, he would have been expelled.
Because of the peanut butter, not the knife. With the life-threatening allergy apparently on the rise, just having it on your breath from breakfast can result in being kicked out.
That makes sense, lock up those that don't keel over and die at the sight of a peanut.
Posted by: Ravenwood at October 17, 2004 1:12 PMIf there is a constant in the bureaucratic mind, it is the fdalse belief that "fair" means everyone follows the exact same rulesbook, regardless or circumstances. What a conceit that these people think they can write rules that emcompass *every* circumstance.
I propose a Constitutional Amendment: "No contract of employment, written or impied, shall be construed in such a way that it prevents any government agency from firing any employee or contractor for any reason whatsoever."
Posted by: Bill Dennis at October 17, 2004 5:12 PM(c) Ravenwood and Associates, 1990 - 2014