Those nasty guns, crawling out of the closets and shooting people.

But first, we've got to ban cars. They kill several times as many as guns. And I once actually witnessed a car causing an accident all by itself. Girl parked and ran into the store. 30 seconds later, the car started rolling downhill... I'll bet you'll never see a gun do that!

markm -

Actually guns do stuff like that all the time. Many times when I get home from work I find my 9mm running around the house with the safety off threatening the cats. I yell at it, but it never seems to learn. I fear that the damn thing will one day kill somebody. You just never know when it will snap.

Frankly, I can't believe I ever allowed it to move in in the first place.