My freshman year of college, I had a poster hanging on the outside of my dorm room. It was a black and white poster of a young topless woman. She was holding a bottle of premium lager and her arms were half crossed to cover up her goodies. The caption read, "Man cannot live on beer alone."

Something tells me that sort of thing wouldn't go over to well in today's hypersensitive politically correct world.

Sophomore Timothy Garneau was accused of violating the school's harassment policy, lewd conduct and defying the affirmative action code for posting a flier outside the elevator reading: "9 out of 10 freshman girls gain 10-15 pounds. But there is something you can do about it. If u live below the 6th floor takes the stairs. Not only will u feel better about yourself but you will also be saving us time and wont be sore on the eyes."

Garneau maintains that the language was a joke and arose out of his and other students' frustration with residents who take the elevator up or down one floor and prolong the wait for people going longer distances.

He has been evicted from the dorm, put on probation until May 2006, will be forced to participate in a sexual harassment program and write a 3,000-word paper on the program, he said.