A fourth grader has been suspended for providing "look-a-like" drugs to her fellow classmates. The "drugs" were individually wrapped for distribution, and were being freely divvied out to eager young students. The Jefferson Parish Fourth Grader has been suspended pending a further investigation. KATC has more:

Eight-year-old Kelli Billingsley brought homemade Jell-O cups to school at Boudreaux Elementary. Her mom says the school tested the Jell-O and determined it didn't have any alcohol in it. But the school suspended the girl for having a look alike drug.

James Taranto says it best: "Things sure have changed since we were young. At our elementary school they had a drinking fountain that dispensed a liquid that looked just like vodka!"

EDITOR'S NOTE: In the school's defense, they probably had a mean old mother like I did. As I stated more than two years ago, I thought jello was supposed to have liquor in it. My mother never made me jello when I was a kid, and the first time I had it was when I was in college. I went to the supermarket to find it and was appalled to find it mixed in with the pudding and kiddie treats. Also, the instructions don't say anything about how much vodka to add to the jello. I tried calling the help line, but they refused to help me how much Vodka to add. Finally, one of my roommates clued me in that jello was a kiddie treat that drunkards and college students had perverted for their own alcoholic gratification.