I definitely don't want to catch that


icon"Secondhand Smoke Raises Cervical Cancer Risk" -- Headline, Fox (search) News

Eventually everything will be found to cause one form of cancer or another.


Category:  Everything Causes Cancer, Category:  Pleasure Police
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I think that the current estimate is that 50% of all substances tested have been carcinogenic in a high enough concentration. I suspect that the other 50% just weren't concentrated enough.

Posted by: phelps at January 7, 2005 2:37 PM

Everything
Everything gives you cancer
Everything
Everything gives you cancer
There's no cure, there's no answer
Everything gives you cancer

Don't touch that dial
Don't try to smile
Just take this pill
It's in your file

Don't work hard
Don't play hard
Don't plan for the graveyard
Remember -

Everything
Everything gives you cancer
Everything
Everything gives you cancer
There's no cure, there's no answer
Everything gives you cancer

Don't work by night
Don't play by day
You'll feel all right
But you will pay

No caffeine
No protein
No booze or
Nicotine
Remember -

-- Joe Jackson, from his Night And Day album.

Posted by: Francis W. Porretto at January 7, 2005 5:01 PM

Just remember not to breathe through your cervix when in the company of smokers.

Posted by: Steve Scudder at January 7, 2005 7:16 PM

I think studies will indicate that Sudden Infant Death Syndrome successfully prevents 99% of all forms of cancer.

Posted by: Brian J. at January 7, 2005 9:59 PM

Remember kids, don't smoke or chew gum during cunnulingus.

Posted by: jdhays at January 9, 2005 9:38 AM

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