Ravenwood - 01/07/05 12:00 PM
"Secondhand Smoke Raises Cervical Cancer Risk" -- Headline, Fox (search) News
Eventually everything will be found to cause one form of cancer or another.
Category: Everything Causes Cancer, Category: Pleasure Police
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I think that the current estimate is that 50% of all substances tested have been carcinogenic in a high enough concentration. I suspect that the other 50% just weren't concentrated enough.
Posted by: phelps at January 7, 2005 2:37 PMEverything
Everything gives you cancer
Everything
Everything gives you cancer
There's no cure, there's no answer
Everything gives you cancer
Don't touch that dial
Don't try to smile
Just take this pill
It's in your file
Don't work hard
Don't play hard
Don't plan for the graveyard
Remember -
Everything
Everything gives you cancer
Everything
Everything gives you cancer
There's no cure, there's no answer
Everything gives you cancer
Don't work by night
Don't play by day
You'll feel all right
But you will pay
No caffeine
No protein
No booze or
Nicotine
Remember -
-- Joe Jackson, from his Night And Day album.
Posted by: Francis W. Porretto at January 7, 2005 5:01 PMJust remember not to breathe through your cervix when in the company of smokers.
Posted by: Steve Scudder at January 7, 2005 7:16 PMI think studies will indicate that Sudden Infant Death Syndrome successfully prevents 99% of all forms of cancer.
Posted by: Brian J. at January 7, 2005 9:59 PMRemember kids, don't smoke or chew gum during cunnulingus.
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