Ravenwood - 01/11/05 07:00 AM
ROADWAY OBSTRUCTION TO BE CLEARED USING .50-CALIBER RIFLE
-MSM new sources report that .50 BMG (Boulder Mashing Gun) to be used at highway site. All commercial airline flights in area cancelled, tank farms for chemical and petroleum industries in vicinity to be dismantled first as a precaution.
Posted by: Steve Scudder at January 11, 2005 7:05 AMUnofficially, they named it Mt. Boxer.
Posted by: Brian J. at January 11, 2005 7:20 AMIt looks like a Michael Moore ass nugget.
Posted by: Ralph Gizzip at January 11, 2005 8:41 AMState Highway Spokesman Jim Johnson has reportedly called the "Hiphuggers" gentlemen's club and tavern. "If you know of a better way to get your rocks off, you let me know," Johnson stated.
Posted by: Nick Bourbaki at January 11, 2005 8:42 AMIt's a caltech fraternity prank.
Posted by: Ron Hardin at January 11, 2005 9:49 AMRocky Road!
Posted by: Brett at January 11, 2005 11:40 AM"Mama mia, that's a some spicy meatball!"
Posted by: Steve Scudder at January 11, 2005 12:50 PMFurther proof that Godzilla was constipated.
Posted by: robert in england at January 11, 2005 4:46 PMAl Gore's Brain Found in California
Posted by: Susan at January 12, 2005 12:06 PMMom and Dad went to Malibu, and all I got was this friggin' rock....
Posted by: Jack Cluth at January 12, 2005 11:07 PM(c) Ravenwood and Associates, 1990 - 2014
