Ravenwood - 04/20/05 06:00 AM
An eco-terrorist convicted of arson and vandalism was sentenced to 8 years in "federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison", reports CNN.
An aspiring physicist was sentenced Monday to more than eight years in prison and ordered to pay $3.5 million for his role in a spree of arson and vandalism that targeted gas-guzzling Hummers and other sports utility vehicles.Cottrell's pleas for mercy fell on deaf ears.Rejecting pleas for clemency from William Cottrell, a 24-year-old doctoral candidate in physics at the California Institute of Technology, U.S. District Judge Gary Klausner added more time to the sentence after finding that Cottrell was trying to sway consumers with his anti-SUV message.
The slogans Cottrell spray-painted onto vehicles included "Fat Lazy Americans," "No Respect for Earth" and "SUV Terrorism."
Cottrell, who admitted only spray-painting and testified he did not know that two friends were bringing Molotov cocktails, promised he would never break the law again.Given that Cottrell was convicted on seven counts of arson and one count of conspiracy, I think he got off easy. Arson is a serious crime, which can get people killed. (Just ask any fireman how he feels about arson.)The two friends have fled the country to avoid prosecution, authorities said.
"I want nothing more than to be a physicist," Cottrell said. "I would do anything to earn any leniency the court could show in this matter."
Maybe spending 8 years with rapists, murderers, and common street thugs will give Cottrell the kind of enlightenment he really deserves.
Category: Dumb Criminals
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Given what I've heard about some federal conspiracy cases, it's probably possible to get convicted of 7 counts of arson without even knowing that your buddies were lighting fires until afterwards. But regardless, I'm so glad this guy won't be in college physics classes learning how to build nukes...
Posted by: markm at April 20, 2005 9:07 AMPerhaps he'll have a few of his new neigbors spray-paint some slogans for him. He might be seen sporting something like these on his backside: "Fucked Liberal Asshole", "No respect for Uranus" and "HIV Territory".
Posted by: Steve Scudder at April 20, 2005 1:39 PMYou guys are a bit harsh? Egocentric SUV polluters need to "get it" that gasses and global warming also Kill.
Posted by: Sarah at April 23, 2005 1:41 PMSarah,
Yeah, and putting firemen's lives at risk is a small price to pay.
Posted by: Ravenwood at April 23, 2005 2:44 PMHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAA. California gets one right for a change. Thats' great news. He's lucky he wasn't caught in the act by someone like me - he'd be worm food by now.
Sarah: Whatever HAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!
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