Damn you Russ Meyer


iconLucia Bill is a self-professed champion for members of the IBTC. She's tired of women with big boobs getting all the attention.

With no disrespect to my better-endowed sisters, I think it's time for small-breasted women to start receiving the attention and appreciation they deserve.

I'm not interested in hearing that small breasts are more convenient because you can get away with not wearing a bra, that you won't have any back problems or that "at least they don't get in the way" during sex.

Trust me: I take full advantage of all these perks.

But all of this still carries the connotation that having anything below a C-cup is a consolatory prize -- that maybe I should see if my body has another part worthy of desire.

It's time small breasts were acknowledged as sexy. Period.

Speaking strictly from personal experience, it seems to me that the people most obsessed with breast size are women. Sure, men are attracted to women with big boobs. But men are also attracted to women with not so big boobs. Most men I know are pretty much attracted to anything in a skirt. If they aren't, just wait a few more beers.



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I can see the lawsuit now;
'Waaaaah- he didnt ogle my tits enough.

Posted by: robert in england at May 4, 2005 7:02 AM

Actually, I think your sample is too narrow.

Men are also attracted to women in dresses, pants suits, jeans, shorts, slacks, bathing suits, or less.

Posted by: Brian J. at May 4, 2005 8:43 AM

I think it's safe to say that men are attracted to boobs. Any size.

Now, if you want to get into the perky vs droopy argument, well, that's different.

Posted by: Heartless Libertarian at May 4, 2005 8:57 AM

Any boobs that aren't male.

Posted by: markm at May 4, 2005 9:00 AM

I have to amend that statement, after seeing a reference to Rosie O'Donnell a couple of items further on. She's a boob with two boobs, and I'm not interested at all in any of them...

Posted by: markm at May 4, 2005 9:03 AM

I realize she's just trying to write a funny article, but she needs to understand that it isn't just the boobs, but rather the entire package, including personality, that makes a woman sexy. Boobs, in and of themselves, are not sexy. Spectacular or mind-boggling, maybe, but not sexy.

Oddly, though, she concludes with:

"We should remember that... there are a ton of guys who... would rather spend time talking to a girl, not ogling over her breasts."

Wasn't the whole article basically about how us guys don't ogle small breasts enough? Now I'm confused - does she want us to ogle all breasts equally or no breasts at all?

Posted by: roger at May 4, 2005 9:54 AM

Big boobs are like mag wheels. Definately eye-catching, but can be found on the rustiest pick-up, or the shiniest Ferrari, and don't make either one a bit faster.

Posted by: Billll at May 4, 2005 9:40 PM

".... that maybe I should see if my body has another part worthy of desire. "

Hmm, wonder what that other one part might be ... seems like it starts with a "p", and part of it rhymes with Delores ....

Without that one, they may as well hang it up; the nicest boobs in the world ain't gonna cut it.

Posted by: Jimmy Antley at May 6, 2005 9:33 AM

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